Monday, January 12, 2009

Third Proposition: Giant Giant Panda Apocalypse (Part One)

1.1 Flat Flat, Take That
And then Krondor the Paleo-Panda lifted the giant boulder above his head, threatening the school bus that had skidded to a stop before him. The children screamed, trampling each other to flee through the emergency exits. Krondor shook in rage as he witness this witless spectacle. With a heavy sigh, he dropped the boulder on to the bus, crushing everyone but the bus driver, who escaped in the nick of time.

1.2 Moments To Be Forgotten One Second Later
In a small town ten miles away, the streets momentarily shuddered, glass breaking in the windows along Main Street. Several street lights snapped, crashing through roofs. A howl punctuated by crunching metal enveloped the ears of everyone.

1.3 The Blue Plate Special
In the greasy spoon on the edge of town, Joe's face fell into the Blue Plate Special, gravy splattering everywhere. The screech of metal made his ears dribble catsup red, a trickle sliding down his neck and on to his flannel shoulder. Obviously, he thought, he wasn't going to finish his meal, so he left a nice a tip and paid his bill. As he walked to his Gremlin. he watched people running in fright every which way, screaming with their arms up in the air.

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